- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

im watching you..

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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