- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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