why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Women's rights

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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