Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Japan

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

A French man gets into a fight

Replacement Referees

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Matthew Baker

Guess what? Bananas

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

identical jokes get different votes.

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