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What does water smell like? water.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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