- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

I'm HIV positive.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

I am a women

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

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