- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

j.p. is dumb

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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