Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

What's 9 + 10 19

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

A mormon walks into a bar.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

What if I told you.....potatoe

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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