- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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