What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Irish sobriety

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

sweating like antoni with a girl

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

You having friends.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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