- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

YEAH THEY DO!

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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