Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

How do you end a sentence

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Thats what she said

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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