- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

What's the capital of Ohio? O

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Legal Mexicans in Texas

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

what has genitial warts? me

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

No soup for you!

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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