melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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8--------------------- penis

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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