Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

YO FACE

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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