- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two planes walk into an office building

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

women's rights

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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