- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Knock Knock The doors already open

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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