Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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