- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

whats chinese noodles

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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