- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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