Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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