Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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