- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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