Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Pickles

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

The EPA.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

nothing

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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