A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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