What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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