- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 9+10? 19

Good job, son.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Chicken

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

An Aisian failed a test

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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