- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

you give like i give lomain

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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