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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Stephen Hawking can walk

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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