What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Women's rights.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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