What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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Hi

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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a irish man walks past a bar

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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