Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Cripples are lame.

so...um, yeah

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Your mom.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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