- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Dyslexics have more nuf!

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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