what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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