- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Anthony sucks

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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