- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

flavin's head

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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