- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

My Butthole.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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