There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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You're a frog

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Cancer

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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