- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Skrillex.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

A bar walks into a man

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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