- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

women's rights

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

My cat just died.

Where are you going Your house

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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