What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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