- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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