- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Donald Trump.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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