- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Nuneaton..

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

sorry got to poo

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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