- Anti Joke

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.