Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Trump will make America great again.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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