How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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A van drives into a car.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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