An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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CAS

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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