How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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kk

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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mark is religion

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Anti Joke

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