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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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what has genitial warts? me

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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