Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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