Laugh.

so...um, yeah

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

I will create more jobs for americans

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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