A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

hear hear

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

I have suicidal thoughts

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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