- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

your mom is so fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??