- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

what goes boo a sock

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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