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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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