what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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hey justin

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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