- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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