Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

I am very humble.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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