- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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